On Facebook:
Italian Ex-Boyfriend: Is there such a word as ‘been’?
MsMozi: Yes – as in ‘how have you been?’
Italian Ex-Boyfriend: Fine thanks and you?
MsMozi: Um… good thanks – but I was just using the word in context – it’s the past tense of ‘be’
Italian Ex-Boyfriend: Oh ok! But I looked it up in the dictionery (sic) and I couldn’t find it – and I’ve been saying it my whole life.
MsMozi: That’s because they don’t list the past tense of verbs in the dictionary.
Italian Ex-Boyfriend: Wow – thanks so much! So why don’t we ever chat anymore?
Yep folks – I dated the man for a year and a half.
5 comments:
Paha. We all have one of those hidden in our history somewhere ... someone you didn't quite date for his smarts :) We'll just assume he had other things going for him then!
I think that he answered his own question ...
Believe me I have one of those hidden in the wood works too :P
this is hilarious (lol!)...shame
...i'm with philly...he must have had other major advantages that made you overlook his obvious (ahem) shortcomings...
Brainless isn't always a bad thing, though it gets tiring after a while.
Still, that one's pushing it a little, whether its his native language or not.
@philly & sweetass - to tell you the truth - still trying to work out exactly what those other assets were... I think I may have been in a coma for that year and a half
@Miss M - Exactly.
@rampant rabbit - Italian Ex Boyfriend actually doesn't refer to his native language at all - only his ancestors, so that's sadly no excuse :)
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